Because it's been too long since we've had this in our journals...
So Luke...you do remember that you've had Foxy Tipsico for a while now...
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (middle name and current street name)
David Lincoln
(that one should be the soap name)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Emanuel Butterfinger
(Um...what?)
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
A. Gre
(very much doesn't work)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Violet Leopard
(...almost infringes on a copyright...flamboyant...cool as hell...yeah, that's me)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
David Royal Oak
(maybe a porn name...maybe it's a black soap...)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Gregun Kit
(Again with the German names...)
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Divad Retnug
(Fahorglingrads?)
8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet, street you grew up on)
Cuddly Balfour
('80s porn star...and female...and we been here before, but it still works...for some genders...)
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your parents drive)
The Violet Element
(thank goodness for my father and his stupid car choice...it's better than "The Purple Escort!")
(Or, a newspaper typo: today, there was a peaceful demonstration on Capitol Hill. Meanwhile, there was rioting in the streets by the more violet element...)
Additional note. Last night I derived the mathematical formula for determining the amount less than three that you someone. To show great affection, you >2.9 them, to any place. To show little affection, >0 them, or even <1 them. And finally, to show outright dislike, >sq.rt.-1 them, or any derivative thereof. To show specific distaste, one can also use <0, however this is not nearly as unnecessarily complex, and should be avoided at most costs ($3.59 on double-coupon day is alright, though).
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (middle name and current street name)
David Lincoln
(that one should be the soap name)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Emanuel Butterfinger
(Um...what?)
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
A. Gre
(very much doesn't work)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Violet Leopard
(...almost infringes on a copyright...flamboyant...cool as hell...yeah, that's me)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
David Royal Oak
(maybe a porn name...maybe it's a black soap...)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Gregun Kit
(Again with the German names...)
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Divad Retnug
(Fahorglingrads?)
8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet, street you grew up on)
Cuddly Balfour
('80s porn star...and female...and we been here before, but it still works...for some genders...)
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your parents drive)
The Violet Element
(thank goodness for my father and his stupid car choice...it's better than "The Purple Escort!")
(Or, a newspaper typo: today, there was a peaceful demonstration on Capitol Hill. Meanwhile, there was rioting in the streets by the more violet element...)
Additional note. Last night I derived the mathematical formula for determining the amount less than three that you someone. To show great affection, you >2.9 them, to any place. To show little affection, >0 them, or even <1 them. And finally, to show outright dislike, >sq.rt.-1 them, or any derivative thereof. To show specific distaste, one can also use <0, however this is not nearly as unnecessarily complex, and should be avoided at most costs ($3.59 on double-coupon day is alright, though).